peter Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 On 4/29/2019 at 4:46 PM, jmwellborn said: Pity I don't have a "way with art and design!" You are the creative one. I just mumble. Although Shakespeare I and II at the university donkey's years ago did help. Your little creatures are so original. I like Uprootius Sprout very much too. But somehow parsnips didn't quite lend themselves to limericks this past weekend. Great artists need a great script writer, as the two can pull the image of the page and screen, giving it a voice. As I've said in another post in the forum, My Strawberry Monkey would sound great narrated by Lee Evans. So, if you can find a voice that gives the third dimension to a character, then it truly comes alive. Pictures, words and sounds: the holy trinity of animation and cartoons. (Yes, I do know about silent cartoons). Keep on mumbling. peter As for parsnips...challenge accepted. There once was a tray of parsnips That Baldrick had whipped, from his nibs It was a bit mean As his diet was lean That Blackadder gave him, two fat lips. eejits 1 Quote MacBook pro, 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4 GB 1067 MHz DDR3, NVIDIA GeForce 9400M 256 MB, OS X 10.11.6 http://www.pinterest.com/peter2111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 On 10/16/2019 at 2:56 PM, eejits said: Alreet folks!! How is ye?!? Please welcome the latest eejit to be found and included in the gallery - eejitus posterius-perchus an eejit that keeps an eye on others from a lofty height! hope you like this one, George ...such tall tales he has to tell! Alfred, jmwellborn and eejits 2 1 Quote MacBook pro, 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4 GB 1067 MHz DDR3, NVIDIA GeForce 9400M 256 MB, OS X 10.11.6 http://www.pinterest.com/peter2111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 On 7/27/2020 at 2:30 PM, eejits said: ...and here's another one! (two in one afternoon - I am too generous! 😂 ) Meet eejitus jokesium hoaxium - another critter that likes to play tricks and scams on others. This time unsuspecting Nessir hunters and tourists! That'll teach 'im, to order a face mask from Wish.com eejits 1 Quote MacBook pro, 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4 GB 1067 MHz DDR3, NVIDIA GeForce 9400M 256 MB, OS X 10.11.6 http://www.pinterest.com/peter2111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmwellborn Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 On 12/10/2020 at 4:48 PM, peter said: That'll teach 'im, to order a face mask from Wish.com Alright, Peter, you asked for it. I hope @eejits won't mind. You're sure that our Nessie is there, If only you'd locate her lair. So you come here to pokesium by boat and on shore, But it's Jokesium Hoaxium who's fooled you once more! eejits and peter 2 Quote 24" iMAC Apple M1 chip, 8-core CPU, 8-core GPU, 16 GB unified memory, 1 TB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Photo, Publisher, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.3. MacBook Pro 13" 2020, Apple M1 chip, 16GB unified memory, 256GB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Publisher, Photo, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.1.1. iPad Pro 12.9 2020 (4th Gen. IOS 16.6.1); Apple pencil. Wired and bluetooth mice and keyboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejits Posted December 19, 2020 Author Share Posted December 19, 2020 Oh hello guys and gals! Missed you! Thanks Guys for the comments, continued support and the questionable rhymes (in fact - they’re a lot better than what I can do!) 😂😂😂 I haven’t mentioned it here but this year I entered ‘eejits’ into the Brand Licensing Europe contest - LicenseThis! a contest for unsigned brands to get into the licensing biz! I am delighted to say that I won the Character & Animation category!! This will hopefully open a lot of doors for eejits next year. 2021 will be awesome whatever happens. Can’t wait to see what happens. Cheers guys, George Wosven, v_kyr, jmwellborn and 3 others 5 1 Quote eejits: a curious collection o' creatures - www.eejits-online.co.uk SUPPORT eejits on PATREON. Exclusive Content & Rewards available! www.patreon.com/eejits Get some awesome unique eejits merchandise at https://www.eejits-online.co.uk/shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmwellborn Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 @eejits Well done!! What wonderful news for you and your wee critters! 2021 should be a banner year for you all!!🥂 eejits 1 Quote 24" iMAC Apple M1 chip, 8-core CPU, 8-core GPU, 16 GB unified memory, 1 TB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Photo, Publisher, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.3. MacBook Pro 13" 2020, Apple M1 chip, 16GB unified memory, 256GB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Publisher, Photo, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.1.1. iPad Pro 12.9 2020 (4th Gen. IOS 16.6.1); Apple pencil. Wired and bluetooth mice and keyboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, eejits said: I haven’t mentioned it here but this year I entered ‘eejits’ into the Brand Licensing Europe contest - LicenseThis! a contest for unsigned brands to get into the licensing biz! I am delighted to say that I won the Character & Animation category!! Congratulations, George! eejits 1 Quote Alfred Affinity Designer/Photo/Publisher 2 for Windows • Windows 10 Home/Pro Affinity Designer/Photo/Publisher 2 for iPad • iPadOS 17.4.1 (iPad 7th gen) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejits Posted December 20, 2020 Author Share Posted December 20, 2020 Thank you. I’m hoping it’s going to be a FANTASTIC year for eejits! George Alfred, peter and jmwellborn 3 Quote eejits: a curious collection o' creatures - www.eejits-online.co.uk SUPPORT eejits on PATREON. Exclusive Content & Rewards available! www.patreon.com/eejits Get some awesome unique eejits merchandise at https://www.eejits-online.co.uk/shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 On 12/19/2020 at 7:26 PM, eejits said: Oh hello guys and gals! Missed you! Thanks Guys for the comments, continued support and the questionable rhymes (in fact - they’re a lot better than what I can do!) 😂😂😂 I haven’t mentioned it here but this year I entered ‘eejits’ into the Brand Licensing Europe contest - LicenseThis! a contest for unsigned brands to get into the licensing biz! I am delighted to say that I won the Character & Animation category!! This will hopefully open a lot of doors for eejits next year. 2021 will be awesome whatever happens. Can’t wait to see what happens. Cheers guys, George You've earned it lad! All those years of toil need to be blossoming, in 2021. Well done from me. Ahem! (clears throat), that calls for a silly rhyme... On 12/19/2020 at 7:26 PM, eejits said: There once was a guy called George Who bagged himself a licensing award "We did it!" It screamed Some critter in green And screamed itself silly and hoarse (...scaring the poor wild haggises, from their deep winter slumber.) And I hope that some of your magic rubs off: so I can win a ChipShop Award in 96 days or so. Thanks for the compliment on the silly poems. eejits and jmwellborn 2 Quote MacBook pro, 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4 GB 1067 MHz DDR3, NVIDIA GeForce 9400M 256 MB, OS X 10.11.6 http://www.pinterest.com/peter2111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejits Posted December 23, 2020 Author Share Posted December 23, 2020 Haha thanks Peter and for the rhyme too. That’s stellar work that! Looking forward to seeing where all this takes me and my eejits! Woohooo! Can’t wait George jmwellborn and peter 1 1 Quote eejits: a curious collection o' creatures - www.eejits-online.co.uk SUPPORT eejits on PATREON. Exclusive Content & Rewards available! www.patreon.com/eejits Get some awesome unique eejits merchandise at https://www.eejits-online.co.uk/shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmwellborn Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 On 12/17/2017 at 4:50 PM, eejits said: i thought it about I created a new eejit, so here's something Christmas-sy?!? Say hello to the newest member of the eejits family: eejitus bah-humbugium A not-so-sweet creature with a disdain for anything festive...... Looking back, I remembered this delightful pre-Covid fellow, and thought he rather represents the world-view these days. So with more apologies to @eejits, here is his ditty. (Maybe) Well, that was that. Harrumpf -- it's done, They sang their songs. They had their fun. The feast has gone, the pud' - oh drat! Enough I say, they're getting fat. "Merry..." they cry. I want my jugium. You want me to smile? Bah Humbugium! peter 1 Quote 24" iMAC Apple M1 chip, 8-core CPU, 8-core GPU, 16 GB unified memory, 1 TB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Photo, Publisher, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.3. MacBook Pro 13" 2020, Apple M1 chip, 16GB unified memory, 256GB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Publisher, Photo, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.1.1. iPad Pro 12.9 2020 (4th Gen. IOS 16.6.1); Apple pencil. Wired and bluetooth mice and keyboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 4 hours ago, jmwellborn said: Looking back, I remembered this delightful pre-Covid fellow, and thought he rather represents the world-view these days. So with more apologies to @eejits, here is his ditty. (Maybe) Well, that was that. Harrumpf -- it's done, They sang their songs. They had their fun. The feast has gone, the pud' - oh drat! Enough I say, they're getting fat. "Merry..." they cry. I want my jugium. You want me to smile? Bah Humbugium! Great work George! Jennifer, you've started a whole new idea for Eejit themed Christmas cards, so here's my tuppence/2 cents worth... (This terrible rhyme below was being sung(?) on that wee sweetie's doorstep, through muffled face-masked, choir singers. Might explain why he's not a happy chappy.) Oh, Christmas tree Oh, Christmas tree It's Bah Humbug From him to me Oh misery guts Oh misery guts That smile you'd crack Is as hard as nuts You've had enough Of Christmas cheer Face masks slipping And another new tier. Oh, Christmas tree Oh, Christmas tree Why do you bring him Such misery? It's not as if He had to clean That carpet crawling With needles green Oh Affinity Oh Affinity Without Eejits Where would we be? (If you're gonna throw tomatoes at me, please use fresh...not tinned ones!) jmwellborn 1 Quote MacBook pro, 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4 GB 1067 MHz DDR3, NVIDIA GeForce 9400M 256 MB, OS X 10.11.6 http://www.pinterest.com/peter2111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmwellborn Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 @peter as my long-ago journalism teacher would have said “splendid, simply splendid.” If you will pardon me being horridly picky, the trick is to count the syllables of each line to see that they match those of the next. Or that two lines match the total syllables from the one (or two) prior to them. These lines would perfect the meter of your entire work: “Is ... hard as nuts” (leave out first “as” because it is one too many syllables) “Another ... tier” (leave out “and” and “new” - same reason - that stanza is then composed of four lines producing two eight-syllable groups) i.e. “You’ve had enough of Christmas cheer Face masks slipping another tier” (count the syllables) The stanza beginning with “it is not as if” employs 8 syllables in the first two lines, and 9 in the third and fourth. If you use poetic license and remove “With” from the last line and say “That carpet crawling needles green” you will not only restore your 8 syllables but get right up there with Shelley and Keats! The last stanza has 9 syllables in the first two lines combined, and only 8 in the next two. They flow together nicely even so. No fresh tomatoes around here. With a little sprucing up (no needles please) you will surely become the official poet for the Eejits Christmas Card Collection — premiere launch some time in 2021!! P.S. I really like your poem! Quote 24" iMAC Apple M1 chip, 8-core CPU, 8-core GPU, 16 GB unified memory, 1 TB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Photo, Publisher, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.3. MacBook Pro 13" 2020, Apple M1 chip, 16GB unified memory, 256GB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Publisher, Photo, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.1.1. iPad Pro 12.9 2020 (4th Gen. IOS 16.6.1); Apple pencil. Wired and bluetooth mice and keyboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 2 hours ago, jmwellborn said: @peter as my long-ago journalism teacher would have said “splendid, simply splendid.” If you will pardon me being horridly picky, the trick is to count the syllables of each line to see that they match those of the next. Or that two lines match the total syllables from the one (or two) prior to them. These lines would perfect the meter of your entire work: “Is ... hard as nuts” (leave out first “as” because it is one too many syllables) “Another ... tier” (leave out “and” and “new” - same reason - that stanza is then composed of four lines producing two eight-syllable groups) i.e. “You’ve had enough of Christmas cheer Face masks slipping another tier” (count the syllables) The stanza beginning with “it is not as if” employs 8 syllables in the first two lines, and 9 in the third and fourth. If you use poetic license and remove “With” from the last line and say “That carpet crawling needles green” you will not only restore your 8 syllables but get right up there with Shelley and Keats! The last stanza has 9 syllables in the first two lines combined, and only 8 in the next two. They flow together nicely even so. No fresh tomatoes around here. With a little sprucing up (no needles please) you will surely become the official poet for the Eejits Christmas Card Collection — premiere launch some time in 2021!! P.S. I really like your poem! Jennifer (or should that be Ed?) for that. The pickier the better, I won't improve otherwise. Glad my late night, rough draft of a poem was good enough to awaken the ghosts-of-journalists passed. Every good writer needs a better editor...you're hired! Who wants to read Christmas card ditties in January? I did this in about 30 minutes, as it was getting late. I understand what you said about the whole syllable and rhythm trick to produce the correct stanza (I hated poetry at school, it just wasn't my thing, comedy was!). The inclusion of the word 'new', although one syllable too many was shoved in to demonstrate the frustration of having to put up with three changes of tier in as many days...grammar vs feeling vs flow. This is what I call the Armstrong Syndrome, (that's Neil: not some liar called Lance) where the exclusion of one extra word can change the whole line and possibly context. Always a bane! Up there with Shelly and Keats...wow, thank you for that. I did throw in a Peter Gabriel/Genesis reference with his Carpet Crawlers single. Showing my fondness for throwing in the odd paper trail. Thumbs up for that pun about the spruce and needless. Let's see how George enjoys this. Thanks for the feedback and tutoring. jmwellborn 1 Quote MacBook pro, 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4 GB 1067 MHz DDR3, NVIDIA GeForce 9400M 256 MB, OS X 10.11.6 http://www.pinterest.com/peter2111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejits Posted December 28, 2020 Author Share Posted December 28, 2020 I love them all! I absolutely understand the meter and syllables stuff of poems. It’s what I struggled with when creating the new eejits book. It’s full o’ creatures and rambunctious rhymes. Obviously there are some better than others but it was a lot of fun working them out and trying to get the meter right. It’s bloody tricky. Thank you guys for your continued inventiveness and creativity. Your inspiring me to get my finger outta my ass and get more eejit Greetin’ Cards done. I only have two in my shop..... George jmwellborn and peter 2 Quote eejits: a curious collection o' creatures - www.eejits-online.co.uk SUPPORT eejits on PATREON. Exclusive Content & Rewards available! www.patreon.com/eejits Get some awesome unique eejits merchandise at https://www.eejits-online.co.uk/shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmwellborn Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 @eejits I am so glad you have finished your first book. I have ordered four copies, plus your Bahootchie game and look forward to giving them as special presents. With a few months to go, I hope you will consider a boxed set (4 or 6) of assorted Christmas cards. In the USA they ought to be sold at Barnes and Noble! For a handsome sum. peter and Patrick Connor 2 Quote 24" iMAC Apple M1 chip, 8-core CPU, 8-core GPU, 16 GB unified memory, 1 TB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Photo, Publisher, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.3. MacBook Pro 13" 2020, Apple M1 chip, 16GB unified memory, 256GB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Publisher, Photo, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.1.1. iPad Pro 12.9 2020 (4th Gen. IOS 16.6.1); Apple pencil. Wired and bluetooth mice and keyboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 19 hours ago, eejits said: I love them all! I absolutely understand the meter and syllables stuff of poems. It’s what I struggled with when creating the new eejits book. It’s full o’ creatures and rambunctious rhymes. Obviously there are some better than others but it was a lot of fun working them out and trying to get the meter right. It’s bloody tricky. Thank you guys for your continued inventiveness and creativity. Your inspiring me to get my finger outta my ass and get more eejit Greetin’ Cards done. I only have two in my shop..... George Is this creative enough for you? Wosven 1 Quote MacBook pro, 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4 GB 1067 MHz DDR3, NVIDIA GeForce 9400M 256 MB, OS X 10.11.6 http://www.pinterest.com/peter2111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 On 12/28/2020 at 2:04 PM, jmwellborn said: @peter as my long-ago journalism teacher would have said “splendid, simply splendid.” If you will pardon me being horridly picky, the trick is to count the syllables of each line to see that they match those of the next. Or that two lines match the total syllables from the one (or two) prior to them. These lines would perfect the meter of your entire work: “Is ... hard as nuts” (leave out first “as” because it is one too many syllables) “Another ... tier” (leave out “and” and “new” - same reason - that stanza is then composed of four lines producing two eight-syllable groups) i.e. “You’ve had enough of Christmas cheer Face masks slipping another tier” (count the syllables) The stanza beginning with “it is not as if” employs 8 syllables in the first two lines, and 9 in the third and fourth. If you use poetic license and remove “With” from the last line and say “That carpet crawling needles green” you will not only restore your 8 syllables but get right up there with Shelley and Keats! The last stanza has 9 syllables in the first two lines combined, and only 8 in the next two. They flow together nicely even so. No fresh tomatoes around here. With a little sprucing up (no needles please) you will surely become the official poet for the Eejits Christmas Card Collection — premiere launch some time in 2021!! P.S. I really like your poem! Just for you, the newly edited version. Oh, Christmas tree Oh, Christmas tree It's Bah Humbug From him to me Oh misery guts Oh misery guts That smile you'd crack Is hard as nuts You've had enough Of Christmas cheer Face masks slipping Another tier. Oh, Christmas tree Oh, Christmas tree Why do you bring him Such misery? It's not as if He had to clean That carpet crawling With needles green Oh Affinity Oh Affinity Without Eejits Where would we be? On 12/28/2020 at 2:04 PM, jmwellborn said: Quote MacBook pro, 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4 GB 1067 MHz DDR3, NVIDIA GeForce 9400M 256 MB, OS X 10.11.6 http://www.pinterest.com/peter2111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmwellborn Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 @peter You've almost got it🧐 Quote 24" iMAC Apple M1 chip, 8-core CPU, 8-core GPU, 16 GB unified memory, 1 TB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Photo, Publisher, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.3. MacBook Pro 13" 2020, Apple M1 chip, 16GB unified memory, 256GB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Publisher, Photo, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.1.1. iPad Pro 12.9 2020 (4th Gen. IOS 16.6.1); Apple pencil. Wired and bluetooth mice and keyboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 The poem, mask or virus..? Please not the last one! LOL jmwellborn 1 Quote MacBook pro, 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4 GB 1067 MHz DDR3, NVIDIA GeForce 9400M 256 MB, OS X 10.11.6 http://www.pinterest.com/peter2111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, peter said: The poem, mask or virus..? The poem, obviously! (Or rather, the scansion.) Try Quote Why do you bring him and Quote Oh Affinity Oh Affinity I’m not quite sure what to do with “That carpet crawling” (five syllables instead of four, at least for me). Perhaps Jennifer will come up with a solution — and no, I don’t mean a carpet-cleaning solution! jmwellborn 1 Quote Alfred Affinity Designer/Photo/Publisher 2 for Windows • Windows 10 Home/Pro Affinity Designer/Photo/Publisher 2 for iPad • iPadOS 17.4.1 (iPad 7th gen) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 Alfred, I do believe you've cracked it. Good work Sir. I had to look up that word...Although I'm sure Jennifer doesn't want to go shopping for a wet & dry carpet cleaner! It's not her fault. It's Georges's! Scansion NOUN the action of scanning a line of verse to determine its rhythm. "the verse defies easy scansion" the rhythm of a line of verse. "triple scansion" jmwellborn and Alfred 2 Quote MacBook pro, 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4 GB 1067 MHz DDR3, NVIDIA GeForce 9400M 256 MB, OS X 10.11.6 http://www.pinterest.com/peter2111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmwellborn Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 @Alfred and @peter well here, we are almost done. Alfred has the right solutions for those two stanzas. As for the still-unresolved conundrum, try this: It’s not as if He had to clean That carpet crawling Needles green Poetic licence permits omitting unnecessary words 😏. And we are all wildly successful poets, right? The easiest thing with this particular rendition is to hum the original melody. Those 8-syllable stanzas stick out like a sore thumb. (submitted by a sore head? Moi.). Happy New Year, both of you!🙂 Alfred 1 Quote 24" iMAC Apple M1 chip, 8-core CPU, 8-core GPU, 16 GB unified memory, 1 TB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Photo, Publisher, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.3. MacBook Pro 13" 2020, Apple M1 chip, 16GB unified memory, 256GB SSD storage, Ventura 13.6. Publisher, Photo, Designer 1.10.5, and 2.1.1. iPad Pro 12.9 2020 (4th Gen. IOS 16.6.1); Apple pencil. Wired and bluetooth mice and keyboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 33 minutes ago, jmwellborn said: Happy New Year, both of you!🙂 Happy New Year to you, too, Jennifer! 🍷 🍷🍷 jmwellborn 1 Quote Alfred Affinity Designer/Photo/Publisher 2 for Windows • Windows 10 Home/Pro Affinity Designer/Photo/Publisher 2 for iPad • iPadOS 17.4.1 (iPad 7th gen) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejits Posted December 30, 2020 Author Share Posted December 30, 2020 On 12/29/2020 at 3:45 PM, jmwellborn said: @eejits I am so glad you have finished your first book. I have ordered four copies, plus your Bahootchie game and look forward to giving them as special presents. With a few months to go, I hope you will consider a boxed set (4 or 6) of assorted Christmas cards. In the USA they ought to be sold at Barnes and Noble! For a handsome sum. Thank you so much my dear. They’re now winging their way from Scotland to you in the USA. Hopefully they get there soon and safely. I agree. It would be a dream (one that I am chasing) to get eejits into large stores like that. I’m looking at the success of the Trolls franchise and wanting to emulate that (like many people are, I suppose). thanks again George jmwellborn 1 Quote eejits: a curious collection o' creatures - www.eejits-online.co.uk SUPPORT eejits on PATREON. Exclusive Content & Rewards available! www.patreon.com/eejits Get some awesome unique eejits merchandise at https://www.eejits-online.co.uk/shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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