Updating auto captions for Solid Foundations course and there's some howlers!

[drippy cat]

I'm in the process of making the auto generated captions legible for the Solid Foundations course at Udemy - https://www.udemy.com/affinityphoto-solid-foundations/ which is taking it's sweet time because they are so gloriously creative when transcribing what I say. Here's some epic quotes, along with my duller corrections underneath. I apologise for demeaning the mighty art that the auto generator hath wrought by correcting it so it actually makes sense. But enough! Here's the highlights from what I've done so far...

 

OK so I'm back to commit to my crap.
OK, so I'm about to commit to my crop.

 

Come up here to my croping tool. Cocteau or Prossy.
Come up here to my cropping tool. Crop tool, or press 'C'

 

Call me Mr Pretentious if you want the whole length.
call me Mr. Pretentious if you want, *darling!*.

 

nowadays, you'll see more and more very wide or tool photos from people's camera phones
nowadays, you'll see more and more very wide or tall photos from people's camera phones

 

Santa you're very tall and thin
...sending your very tall and thin..

 

Let's try 5 by 7 and say wow that's got big
Let's try 5 by 7 and rotate - wow! That's got big.

 

Now if I come back to my crotch to instead of the third grade.
Now if I come back to my crop tool. Instead of the thirds grid
 

in Photoshop Elements once we Crock-Pot image
in Photoshop Elements, once we crop our image

 

Let's take this picture into a vanity photo.
Let's take this picture into Affinity Photo.

 

So I asked him Manzi and combat straight into if you got to see them always you thoughts straight up
So, press ctrl/command + Z and come back to the straighten tool. If you've got sea there, always use that to straighten up
 

We have three day pokes to crop and rotate.
We have three .jpgs to crop and rotate

 

Now the ratio I want is 8:44
Now the ratio I want is 16:9 (think about it...)
 

Every foeticide record its own bit of...
Every photo site records its own bit of...
 

What's the Shafter goes down on your camera.
Once the shutter goes down on your camera,

 

and then come back to the lame ass layer
and then come back to the layer mask layer

 

 

... I can leave the original text there if you find it more inspiring...

 

[drippy cat]

OK, that's done. After a 4am finish I got it so all of the auto generated subtitles have been (heavily) edited & should be readable. Here's a few more classics:

 

some of the things you can do with lower blood note
some of the things you can do with layer blend modes

 

So now I've got a radiant chicken just as much as I want 
So now I've got a gradient which I can adjust as much as I want

 

it's starting to affect the boy said Natalie I quite like foreign fighters
it's starting to affect the boy's hair. Actually I quite like that effect.

 

I'm going to adjust my bra size.
I'm going to adjust my brush size.

 

the opposite color and not the mascot a little bit of an owl.
 the opposite color and knock the mask out a little bit. But for now look,

 

I want to fade dizzy or upset
I want to fade to 0%.

 

Shock horror.
Sharp corner

 

I'm not so keen on my drug addled little bit
I'm not so keen on. Let's try and drag it a little bit

 

Please crank from this monologue.
Please drink from this mug

 

Let's take a floater right the way down
Let's take the flow right the way down

 

Let's come down to cowpats and you can see it sitting there right on top of everything.
Let's come down to Color Balance and you can see it sitting there right on top of everything.

 

[Alfred]

 

(The second collection is even ‘better’ than the first one, IMO.)

[drippy cat]

Aw c'mon Alfred! Don't crank my monologue. My bra size is already making me fade all dizzy and upset.