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Can we get the This Lorem Ipsum generator? Perhaps as an easter egg (pressing Option + Text > Insert Filler Text) if it's not proper over there in England — would the Queen fine you  :P ?

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An app like typinator, textexpander, etc. is great for this sort of thing. I use it for lorem ipsum text all the time as it's so much quicker than finding the menu item or remembering a key command.

 

I must use typinator dozens of times a day. I wouldn't be without it.

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Did anyone actually read the Lorem Ipsum on that page? It was more of a joke than anything else... But yeah, custom Lorem Ipsum would be great....

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"Meow meow meow...?" We need more character variety than that, Matt  :P

 

So funny Alex, that pretty much sounds like my experience in art theory classes, lmao

 

...I'm surprised nobody has asked Dave anything further about the alternate filler text... is nobody interested in their filler text becoming cat-related? :)

 

(you should know by now that every Easter Egg in the program involves cats, right?)

 

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Yes, it was funny, my friend … I also like instant artist statements generators like this one:

 

http://www.artybollocks.com/#abg_full

 

Comes very close to Lorem ipsum …  ;)

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Has anybody been here? It a text filler generator site...hope you're sitting down. :P

http://catipsum.com/index.php#.VhWuTNYi990

 

Hopped up on catnip mew  rub face on owner  roll on the floor purring your whiskers off for sleep on keyboard, so refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass  hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenserThe dog smells bad stand in front of the computer screen, for meowzer!,  loves cheeseburgers for shake treat bag, and chase dog then run awayhate dog. Sleep nap roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Stare at ceiling destroy couch. Kitty power! jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, but give attitude. 

Hide when guests come over knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish for eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap intently stare at the same spot claw drapes, or nap all day, so why must they do that. Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glassSpit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleumhave secret plans  vommit food and eat it againHunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenserMew scream at teh bath

Rub face on everything meow  chase ball of string yet spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum so intently sniff hand. Leave dead animals as gifts behind the couch. Rub face on owner spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum  pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms  shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Use lap as chair scratch the furniture stick butt in face, yet jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, Scream at teh bath jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, 

Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head then cats take over the world behind the couch, or drink water out of the faucet  immediately regret falling into bathtubTouch water with paw then recoil in horrorSit in box leave hair everywhere, for swat at dog, but chase the pig around the house so brown cats with pink ears for roll on the floor purring your whiskers off  jump off balcony, onto stranger's headPurr while eating has closed eyes but still sees you yet kitty loves pigs and stare at ceiling. Hiss at vacuum cleaner favor packaging over toy and stand in front of the computer screen  spread kitty litter all over house or favor packaging over toy but meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans but unwrap toilet paperSpit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum make muffins  the dog smells bad  always hungry  loves cheeseburgers. Throwup on your pillow missing until dinner time. Loves cheeseburgers stick butt in face. Burrow under covers ears back wide eyed  jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed chew iPad power cord, yet jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Chase mice wake up human for food at 4am yet hide from vacuum cleaner  rub face on owner, so meowwwwKick up litter scratch the furniture or curl into a furry donut or lick butt  ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway claw drapes, for cough furballRefuse to leave cardboard box purr while eating  fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy)Poop in litter box, scratch the walls destroy the blindsSteal the warm chair right after you get up chew iPad power cord  have secret plans stretch all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Who's the baby. Eat from dog's food chase imaginary bugs  sit in box  curl into a furry donutStare out the window stretch,  meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans  leave fur on owners clothesWhite cat sleeps on a black shirt shake treat bag. Intrigued by the shower hide at bottom of staircase to trip human but the dog smells bad  meowzer!Rub face on owner touch water with paw then recoil in horror  hide head under blanket so no one can see, sun bathe, or stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring why must they do that. Sleep on keyboard shake treat bag. Nap all day tuxedo cats always looking dapperEat grass, throw it back up lick arm hair  chase dog then run away but missing until dinner time, so touch water with paw then recoil in horrorRefuse to drink water except out of someone's glass sweet beast. Drink water out of the faucet stick butt in face, for chase dog then run away or climb leg  paw at your fat belly yet why must they do that. 

Intently sniff hand meow  meow. Attack feet chase ball of string  lounge in doorway  brown cats with pink earsIgnore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anywayStare out the window wake up human for food at 4am and where is my slave? i'm getting hungry. Attack feet peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth,  refuse to leave cardboard box  present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Lick butt. Paw at your fat belly inspect anything brought into the house, but intently sniff hand, yet scamper rub face on everything. Hide when guests come over spread kitty litter all over house  spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pouncechase laserTuxedo cats always looking dapper leave hair everywhere  caticus cuteicus for rub face on owner  sit in boxSleep in the bathroom sink throwup on your pillow. I like big cats and i can not lieEat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnapHiss at vacuum cleaner hide when guests come over, and flop over,  hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenserChase the pig around the house hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenserPee in the shoe spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum but find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all dayHide at bottom of staircase to trip human jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, and meowzer!  chase laser and stick butt in face, for play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard yet kick up litterMeow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans has closed eyes but still sees you yet nap all day. Touch water with paw then recoil in horrorSit by the fire the dog smells bad hopped up on catnip, so run in circles give attitude, or cat slap dog in faceWake up human for food at 4amAlways hungry. Hunt anything that moves chirp at birds but hide at bottom of staircase to trip human  kitty power! destroy couch  spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce  eat grass, throw it back upChase laser have secret plansfor meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans and claw drapes, or stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust  meowing non stop for food, so peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouthCaticus cuteicus behind the couch  get video posted to internet for chasing red dot

Spread kitty litter all over house touch water with paw then recoil in horror so meow but who's the baby. Loves cheeseburgers peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth and ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. Leave dead animals as gifts run in circles lick butt poop on grasses. Claw drapes vommit food and eat it again or why must they do that, but white cat sleeps on a black shirtThen cats take over the world meow so mew yet scream at teh bathchase mice. White cat sleeps on a black shirt lick butt, for get video posted to internet for chasing red dotMy left donut is missing, as is my right poop on grasses

The dog smells bad if it fits, i sits but stretch. Vommit food and eat it again put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed but caticus cuteicus, and stretch hate dog, but kitty power! . Attack feet white cat sleeps on a black shirt  meowzer!  i am the best  destroy the blinds but meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. . Make meme, make cute face stick butt in face  leave fur on owners clothes yet hiss at vacuum cleaner,  pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in spaceScream at teh bath touch water with paw then recoil in horror or purr for no reasonPooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space

Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed and i like big cats and i can not lie  hide from vacuum cleaner, and stick butt in face, for hide at bottom of staircase to trip human but the dog smells bad. Chase imaginary bugs the dog smells badCurl into a furry donut hiss at vacuum cleaner so plan steps for world domination so stare out the window. Swat at dog refuse to leave cardboard box yet eat a plant, kill a hand so knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish hate dog, but fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy)Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenserHiss at vacuum cleaner tuxedo cats always looking dapper so caticus cuteicusChew on cable then cats take over the world so fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) or meow yet spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounceCough furball meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans yet bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face need to chase tail, for make muffins climb leg. White cat sleeps on a black shirt find something else more interesting vommit food and eat it again, but curl into a furry donut yet hide head under blanket so no one can seeTouch water with paw then recoil in horror sleep in the bathroom sink or sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor  peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth  present belly, scratch hand when stroked and sweet beast, yet run in circles. 

Lick arm hair purr for no reason and need to chase tail, or sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floorChase the pig around the house chew foot,  brown cats with pink ears nap all day, yet shake treat bag. Intently sniff hand hide when guests come over. Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor then cats take over the world or jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, , but throwup on your pillow stand in front of the computer screen lick butt. Scamperneed to chase tail. Make muffins. Rub face on everything stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust  fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) for kitty loves pigsSpread kitty litter all over house fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy),  if it fits, i sits. Find something else more interesting give attitude  get video posted to internet for chasing red dot  lounge in doorwayscamper but sweet beast. Have secret plans under the bed, and spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce but scratch the furniture yet shove bum in owner's face like camera lens

Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleumHas closed eyes but still sees youhopped up on catnip. Brown cats with pink ears i am the best and unwrap toilet paper but eat from dog's food  knock over christmas tree. Hopped up on catnip. Leave hair everywhere destroy couch, yet eat grass, throw it back up  make meme, make cute faceHunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser refuse to drink water except out of someone's glassclaw drapes. Make meme, make cute face meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans  mewKnock over christmas tree hack up furballs and hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser but chase imaginary bugs. Hiss at vacuum cleaner stick butt in face swat at dog, play time, but hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenserLounge in doorway refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass  meowwwwyet if it fits, i sits. Missing until dinner time. Sleep on keyboard damn that dog and use lap as chair, so chirp at birds  bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face and nap all day, and climb leg. Eat from dog's food lounge in doorway  cat slap dog in face yet roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Destroy couch chew on cable or where is my slave? i'm getting hungry and cat slap dog in face. Claw drapes. Eat grass, throw it back up ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway so attack feet, or stand in front of the computer screen. Make muffins. 

 

 

 

Here's another sample...

 

http://catipsum.com/index.php

Siberian havana brown  puma  jaguar and kitten so scottish fold  balinese Devonshire rex siamesemaine coon  panther and manx for himalayan for leopardBalinese balinese Bombay russian blueKittenKitty scottish fold so bombayMunchkin balinese Kitten ragdoll and lynx or american bobtail, yet havana brown but lion  malkinPanther tom  kitten or norwegian forest and himalayan  donskoyTiger cougar,  lynxPersian maine coon yet tabby  balinese for kitten yet lynx


Turkish angora persian so birman,  tom so lion for tabby for pantherTabby havana brown or bobcat but devonshire rex for norwegian forest and siberianPuma ocicat  egyptian mau for savannah so devonshire rex yet leopard but cheetahCornish rex british shorthairAmerican shorthairLeopard russian blue  american bobtail  kitty  american shorthairTabby scottish foldhavana brown  devonshire rex  donskoyScottish fold russian blue, yet savannahSingapuradevonshire rex for malkin  manx  turkish angoraCougarManx scottish fold  birman so maine coonmalkin and bobcat  kittenOcicat persian  leopard or egyptian mau, yet bobcat  puma or norwegian forestTabby malkin and american bobtail  british shorthair  ocelot or tabby  donskoyTabby lioncougar  sphynx  sphynx and manx yet ragdollAbyssinian balinese tomcat  balinese british shorthairlynxScottish fold kitten so mouser  siameseEgyptian mau lynxOcelot donskoy  bombay  turkish angora so birmanManx siberian  donskoy  tom  british shorthairPanther malkin  havana brown or american bobtail or bengalMouser persianSiberian russian blueDevonshire rex singapuraamerican bobtail  grimalkin for british shorthair, for siameseHavana brown siberian  cheetah

American bobtailBobcat bombay  american bobtail  himalayan  singapura so singapuraAmerican shorthair grimalkin for pumaOcicat malkin,  tomRagdoll thai but balinese for cougar for birmanHimalayan munchkin, for birman, so munchkin  egyptian mau  russian blueTurkish angoramunchkin  turkish angora yet pumaSingapura british shorthair  tomcat yet balinese Thai cornish rex,  singapuraHimalayan tabby for ocicat

Egyptian mauTiger savannah so grimalkin  bengal, for burmese  tigerMunchkin sphynx or munchkin  tiger but grimalkin so american bobtailCheetah balinese for devonshire rex but ragdollPanther egyptian mau for ragdoll for ragdollPanther puma and bombay and singapurabut ocicat but american shorthairBobcat burmese  havana brown  manxEgyptian mauRussian blue bengal  sphynx for persian,  ragdoll, yet burmeseDonskoy burmese  thai  savannah  sphynx so ragdoll but leopardThai ragdoll  burmeseScottish fold havana brownLion siberianMaine coonDonskoy abyssinian , so leopard so bobcat  cornish rex, and ragdollLion siamese,  singapura yet siamese or puma  burmeseCougar maine coon so himalayan and donskoy but cougar so tomcatamerican shorthairSiamese tomcat,  pantherPanther ocelot  grimalkin

Leopard russian blue  egyptian mau and grimalkin yet manxLeopard savannahAbyssinian cougar or kitten  panther  tom  tigerMalkin panther but tabby or maine coon so ocicat so malkinCougar american bobtail  panther  balinese yet tomGrimalkin bengal yet ocicatEgyptian maupanther  havana brown and savannah, but havana brown, but cheetah but russian blueTabbyocelotTom burmese or siamese,  american bobtail so egyptian mauKitty american shorthairpuma  devonshire rex  cornish rexLeopard cheetah  kitten  abyssinian and tom  abyssinian Maine coon persian  grimalkinManx lynx  balinese Havana brown balinese savannah  donskoy for british shorthairScottish fold singapura  jaguarSphynx siberian or leopard

Burmese sphynx,  munchkin  manx  siamese  bobcatCornish rex abyssinian yet bombay and kittenJaguar ocelot but kitty or cheetahMalkin tomcat  ocicat but persian for american shorthairbalinese American shorthair turkish angora  cougar yet cheetahHavana brown norwegian forestfor singapuraDevonshire rex sphynx for donskoy  british shorthair  ocicat  tabby  kittySavannahAbyssinian siamese  puma  singapuraTomcatBobcatCornish rexEgyptian mauOcelot munchkingrimalkin for balinese ocicat or malkin  bengalBombay malkin, so savannahBurmeseOcelotmaine coon  havana brown and lynxMalkin maine coon and birman yet cougarKitty lynx, and jaguar or himalayan  bengal  cornish rexJaguarOcelotRussian blue egyptian mau  munchkin  tigerAmerican shorthair abyssinian egyptian mauLynx donskoy, but havana brown  havana brown but scottish fold

Tabby cornish rex  lion for bengal yet bobcat  egyptian mau  balinese Lynx sphynx  cornish rex  british shorthairKitten american shorthair yet donskoy  ragdollAbyssinian jaguar, but grimalkinSingapura scottish fold and savannahTomcat lionBritish shorthair tom yet munchkin  cornish rexturkish angora  himalayan  turkish angoraCornish rex american bobtail and havana brownRagdolltiger  turkish angora  burmese  grimalkin  lynx or kittyCougar bobcat  devonshire rex  burmese so bombay for abyssinian Himalayan kitty so malkin  grimalkin  cornish rex but russian blue  grimalkin

Himalayan tiger  turkish angora but puma or tiger for sphynx  birmanHimalayan singapura  pantherpanther and malkin,  russian blue or persianAbyssinian bobcatPanther leopard  cornish rexhavana brown,  grimalkin  tomLion munchkin but abyssinian Egyptian mau birman  american shorthairTomPersian grimalkin  lynxTom maine coonCheetah jaguar so cougar and birman

Norwegian forest kitten for tomcat  lynxMouser birmanTigerHavana brown mouser  siberian and himalayan  malkin so jaguarDevonshire rexTiger jaguar  siamese  devonshire rex,  burmese,  maine coonTabby egyptian mau,  ocelot so birman  ocelot or leopard  savannahBalinese persianGrimalkin cheetahOcicat devonshire rex  ocicat

Puma norwegian forest  egyptian mau  bengalTiger sphynx  ragdoll  kitty but himalayan so munchkinJaguar sphynxSavannahDonskoyCornish rex grimalkinTiger russian blue  american shorthairTomcatBombay grimalkin or norwegian forest and birmanSavannah donskoy but mouserScottish fold tom  malkin  donskoy  mouser for panther  egyptian mauBobcat manxabyssinian lynx or malkin or panther  lionBurmese bengal  birmanBritish shorthair siberian or tigerragdollCougar mouser  scottish fold

 

Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed eat grass, throw it back up 
Loves cheeseburgers chase imaginary bugs. Throwup on your pillow meowing non stop for food,  hide at bottom of staircase to trip human yet hide when guests come over, but hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser and who's the baby  steal the warm chair right after you get up. Sweet beast eat grass, throw it back up burrow under covers give attitude mark territory, and pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space for knock over christmas tree. Under the bed wake up human for food at 4am  immediately regret falling into bathtubTuxedo cats always looking dapper sleep in the bathroom sink for sleep nap  roll on the floor purring your whiskers off so stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust,  wake up human for food at 4am and shake treat bag. Intrigued by the shower touch water with paw then recoil in horror yet fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy)  touch water with paw then recoil in horror  meowing non stop for foodDamn that dog nap all day  chase dog then run away. Burrow under covers hack up furballs

Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans see owner, run in terror, so shake treat bag, for purr for no reason. Inspect anything brought into the house sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor, yet who's the baby stick butt in face  hide head under blanket so no one can seePlay riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway or missing until dinner time, so shove bum in owner's face like camera lens  poop in the plant pot yet love to play with owner's hair tieWhere is my slave? i'm getting hungry chase red laser dot or refuse to leave cardboard box. Burrow under covers behind the couch hide when guests come over  jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, Love to play with owner's hair tie sit in box, but lick butt, for jump off balcony, onto stranger's head but purr for no reason, for always hungryGet video posted to internet for chasing red dot spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounceor all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Stretch poop on grasses and i like big cats and i can not lie  chirp at birdsMeowzer! present belly, scratch hand when stroked  loves cheeseburgers chew foot, so chase laser for knock over christmas tree  asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard)Paw at your fat belly sit by the fire for scamper so plan steps for world domination climb leg, so all of a sudden cat goes crazy hide head under blanket so no one can seeLeave fur on owners clothes intently sniff hand shake treat bag  hide from vacuum cleaner

Mew plan steps for world domination or spread kitty litter all over house lick butt  shove bum in owner's face like camera lens sleep on keyboard, yet jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . Run in circles under the bed, or sit in box and hate dog use lap as chair. Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor  lick arm hair yet curl into a furry donut so give attitude, and stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Need to chase tail. Missing until dinner time cough furballTouch water with paw then recoil in horror climb leg. Stare at ceiling meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans so then cats take over the world but eat a plant, kill a hand so intently sniff hand  purr while eating so meow

Favor packaging over toyMeowing non stop for food fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) or ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway  hide head under blanket so no one can see hunt anything that moves, or scratch the furnitureSleep in the bathroom sink attack feet give attitude  hide head under blanket so no one can see  eat and than sleep on your face. Stick butt in face run in circles play time, yet meow or find something else more interesting  have secret plans or eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnapPeer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth shake treat bag  purr while eating. Rub face on everything sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor  play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard  eat and than sleep on your facePoop in the plant pot i like big cats and i can not lie throwup on your pillow, so stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring yet stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Intently stare at the same spot nap all day  always hungry  hide head under blanket so no one can see use lap as chair chew iPad power cord, for knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. All of a sudden cat goes crazy paw at your fat belly for chirp at birds  meowand lick butt  kitty power! . Leave dead animals as gifts. Unwrap toilet paper my left donut is missing, as is my right or chew foot, yet mark territory, and why must they do that. Plan steps for world dominationsleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor yet roll on the floor purring your whiskers offScamper if it fits, i sits, so scream at teh bath. Stand in front of the computer screen kitty power! Lick arm hairPlan steps for world domination. Intrigued by the shower. Make muffins chew foot, or jump off balcony, onto stranger's head, intrigued by the shower, for meow  have secret plansKnock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust or see owner, run in terror rub face on everything,  poop in the plant pot yet poop in litter box, scratch the walls or plan steps for world dominationWhere is my slave? i'm getting hungry tuxedo cats always looking dapperbut hide from vacuum cleanerJump off balcony, onto stranger's head refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass so poop on grasses  curl into a furry donut. Stare at ceiling chase red laser dot  damn that dog meowing non stop for foodKitty loves pigs flop over. 

Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring eat grass, throw it back upWhere is my slave? i'm getting hungry peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouthchase imaginary bugs. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, Love to play with owner's hair tie touch water with paw then recoil in horror for use lap as chair  refuse to leave cardboard box but purr for no reason. Nap all day meowing non stop for food  meowzer!, and chase dog then run away so hate dog. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, sit in box chase imaginary bugs, but sleep in the bathroom sink for rub face on everything. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day vommit food and eat it againHide head under blanket so no one can see purr for no reasonchase the pig around the house, climb leg throwup on your pillow. White cat sleeps on a black shirt cat slap dog in face for poop in the plant pot yet run in circles. Hide when guests come over then cats take over the world  my left donut is missing, as is my right so eat grass, throw it back up  i am the best  favor packaging over toyChirp at birds eat grass, throw it back up but behind the couch  find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day or all of a sudden cat goes crazy, leave dead animals as gifts make muffins. Purr while eating intrigued by the shower destroy couch  my left donut is missing, as is my rightRefuse to leave cardboard box scamper  for damn that dog 

Brown cats with pink ears lick butt stretch  eat and than sleep on your faceDamn that dog throwup on your pillow, nap all day. Chase imaginary bugs scream at teh bathKitty loves pigsSteal the warm chair right after you get up spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce  scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me yet if it fits, i sits  make meme, make cute face, but lick butt mark territory. Swat at dog make muffins. Chew foot. Inspect anything brought into the house purr while eating  sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor but scratch the furniture  kick up litter  sleep in the bathroom sinkPresent belly, scratch hand when stroked intently sniff hand. Favor packaging over toypoop on grasses. Climb leg chase red laser dotPresent belly, scratch hand when stroked stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust but always hungry who's the baby  eat a plant, kill a hand. Leave hair everywhere chase laser yet claw drapes. Ears back wide eyed plan steps for world domination  ears back wide eyed for meowzer! or flop over. Kitty power! i am the bestPlan steps for world domination refuse to drink water except out of someone's glassPresent belly, scratch hand when strokedMeowwwwChirp at birds roll on the floor purring your whiskers off  meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans,  hide head under blanket so no one can see  chase laser. Swat at dog climb leg, for leave hair everywhere leave dead animals as gifts, and find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all dayPaw at your fat belly wake up human for food at 4am  scamper find something else more interesting. Rub face on owner knock over christmas tree for chase red laser dot or sleep in the bathroom sink find something else more interesting  pee in the shoeMeowwww vommit food and eat it again  favor packaging over toy  get video posted to internet for chasing red dot stretch, and kitty loves pigs but run in circles. Meowwww chase red laser dot

If it fits, i sits hide head under blanket so no one can see  shove bum in owner's face like camera lens yet nap all day. Claw drapes plan steps for world domination or lick butt. Intently stare at the same spot , sleep in the bathroom sink claw drapes  find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day so scratch the furniture so meow. Chase mice rub face on owner  scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me but nap all day. Hide head under blanket so no one can see stare at ceiling, so tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Why must they do that play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard,  poop in the plant pot  cat slap dog in face swat at dog  where is my slave? i'm getting hungry. Give attitude bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face stretch. Hide head under blanket so no one can see loves cheeseburgersVommit food and eat it again cat snacks, so pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms and stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dustHunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenserTuxedo cats always looking dapper curl into a furry donut so refuse to drink water except out of someone's glassSit in box eat and than sleep on your face  sleep in the bathroom sink for the dog smells badCough furballFavor packaging over toysleep nap and jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, so meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humansCaticus cuteicus chew foot  then cats take over the world for chew on cable, but chase dog then run away  poop on grasses

White cat sleeps on a black shirtPee in the shoe sun bathe. Rub face on everything hide when guests come over, yet meow  chase the pig around the house. All of a sudden cat goes crazy meowwww  steal the warm chair right after you get up yet pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms for stare at ceiling. Curl into a furry donut loves cheeseburgers run in circles. Shove bum in owner's face like camera lens see owner, run in terror, so vommit food and eat it again  eat a plant, kill a handHide head under blanket so no one can see eat a plant, kill a hand  tuxedo cats always looking dapper, sweet beast sun bathe. Inspect anything brought into the house sleep in the bathroom sinkChirp at birds jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed for brown cats with pink ears yet use lap as chair, and intently sniff hand, so put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed shake treat bag. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head unwrap toilet paper, intently stare at the same spot nap all day. Leave dead animals as gifts leave dead animals as gifts, yet poop in the plant pot. Hide when guests come over poop in the plant pot  see owner, run in terror yet who's the baby, yet unwrap toilet paper,  present belly, scratch hand when stroked  sleep nap. Burrow under covers always hungry yet missing until dinner time, so eat from dog's foodSleep in the bathroom sink cat snacks,  damn that dog damn that dog knock over christmas treeand unwrap toilet paperChase laser spread kitty litter all over house or chase dog then run away for cat snacks, or eat and than sleep on your face for i am the best. Missing until dinner time see owner, run in terror  chase the pig around the house  poop in the plant pot  stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dustKnock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum  always hungry intrigued by the shower, and meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Give attitude. Sit by the fire see owner, run in terror  jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, but make meme, make cute facePurr while eating sleep in the bathroom sink, and all of a sudden cat goes crazy, so eat and than sleep on your faceRefuse to leave cardboard box cat slap dog in face  cat slap dog in faceSpread kitty litter all over house chase the pig around the house throwup on your pillow, for sit in boxPeer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth chase laser  knock over christmas tree  destroy the blindsEars back wide eyed shake treat bag, so chase mice sweet beast. Destroy couch. 

Who's the baby pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space  knock over christmas tree but peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth so need to chase tail, so cat slap dog in face  i am the best. Destroy couch kitty loves pigs but hide at bottom of staircase to trip human so why must they do that, but play time  eat and than sleep on your faceTuxedo cats always looking dapperleave fur on owners clothesMeow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humansLove to play with owner's hair tie sleep nap but behind the couch, or poop on grassesDamn that dog Vommit food and eat it again caticus cuteicus  meowBrown cats with pink ears find something else more interesting. Chase mice knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish so sweet beast, but find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day for cat snacks. Sleep nap all of a sudden cat goes crazy  knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish or why must they do that. Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard stretch. Sleep on keyboard make meme, make cute face for damn that dog and sun bathe, or spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Claw drapes. Hack up furballsStare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . Throwup on your pillow all of a sudden cat goes crazy, but destroy the blinds. Missing until dinner time eat from dog's food and jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fedChirp at birds why must they do that, or make meme, make cute face and eat a plant, kill a hand but meowwww or need to chase tail  i like big cats and i can not lie

Hide from vacuum cleaner scream at teh bath so sit by the fireMeowzer! jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, yet meowing non stop for foodRefuse to leave cardboard boxPoop in the plant pot rub face on owner and spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum so hide when guests come over  rub face on ownerShove bum in owner's face like camera lens spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce for swat at dog,  hack up furballs, but peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouthLounge in doorway peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth but chase dog then run away or get video posted to internet for chasing red dot  sit in box attack feet. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human eat from dog's food so play time, yet cat snacks flop over. Mark territory. Eat and than sleep on your face asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard)Poop on grassesDrink water out of the faucet chirp at birdsPelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms poop in the plant pot,  chase red laser dot  kitty power! scratch the furniture for damn that dog yet scratch the furniture. Stand in front of the computer screen attack feet, or fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) for caticus cuteicus so rub face on everything  make meme, make cute face  poop in the plant potMeowwww ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anywayHack up furballs stare at ceiling  lick arm hair and poop on grasses  damn that dog so chase the pig around the house but missing until dinner time. Brown cats with pink ears intently sniff hand  hack up furballs or sit in box  bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face  pee in the shoe. Inspect anything brought into the house steal the warm chair right after you get up yet attack feet  touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Who's the baby rub face on everything  mew hate dog. Meowwww chase dog then run away  rub face on owner  claws in your leg  mew but cat slap dog in faceFind empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass, yet loves cheeseburgers and stand in front of the computer screen, so meowing non stop for food yet use lap as chair. 


 

HTH 
 

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