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Hi @eejits.  Couldn't resist this little chap.

A Spoonfoolium’s Lament

Don’t they know that I hate beets?

Still red’s no worse than browning meats.

I much prefer stirring sweets

Spoonfooliums love making treats!

Sitting in a pot while it heats,

Or whupping kiddies with repeats

Breaks my heart.  I’m not “a spoon”

I’m here to help, not spurned so soon.

Then hooked again by my feets (*)

Left to ponder “Burns or Keats?”:57_cry:

(*) with apologies to  the Cambridge Dictionary 


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On 8/24/2019 at 6:00 PM, jmwellborn said:

Hi @eejits.  Couldn't resist this little chap.

A Spoonfoolium’s Lament

Don’t they know that I hate beets?

Still red’s no worse than browning meats.

I much prefer stirring sweets

Spoonfooliums love making treats!

Sitting in a pot while it heats,

Or whupping kiddies with repeats

Breaks my heart.  I’m not “a spoon”

I’m here to help, not spurned so soon.

Then hooked again by my feets (*)

Left to ponder “Burns or Keats?”:57_cry:

(*) with apologies to  the Cambridge Dictionary 

Heehee heeheee! This is brilliant. Spoonfooliums do love making treats!

I’ll need you to look over the kids book I’m writing (again and again and again and again, one day I’ll get there I promised). 

George


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22 hours ago, eejits said:

 

I’ll need you to look over the kids book I’m writing (again and again and again and again, one day I’ll get there I promised). 

George

Hi.  Don’t know if you are serious, but it would be an honor.  I am so glad you are writing a children’s book!!!   Your little eejits are truly inspired and the stuff of childrens’ imaginations.  There is so much awful message-drivel written these days to wrench childrens’ minds from “once upon a time” to “inclusive” “PC” and “issues.”   We need many more eejits and Winnie THER Poohs.

Thank you for not minding my doggerels!

Jennifer

 

 

 

 


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 I wouldn't mind (one day) having someone look over my words. As some people here know, I have been trying to write a kids book for many, many, many years (seriously it has been ages). I started off with a whole world of creatures and an overly complex story with too many characters that I didn't know how to finish (I'm not a writer!) . Now I only have three main characters (2 good friends and 1 baddie type) and more simple story but I'm still wondering about the ending and getting it under 500 words for the young 'uns. That'll come once I finish the first draft and then edit.

Honestly, it has been a load of fun and writing it has put a big ol' smile on my face. It's like the feeling I got when I first started putting eejits up on the web. It's great. Of course, I'll have to get myself a copy o' Publisher to lay out this whole thing!

So maybe once I have grandkids I'll have a book for them to read!! ;):D;)

George

 

On ‎8‎/‎28‎/‎2019 at 6:54 PM, jmwellborn said:

Hi.  Don’t know if you are serious, but it would be an honor.  I am so glad you are writing a children’s book!!!   Your little eejits are truly inspired and the stuff of childrens’ imaginations.  There is so much awful message-drivel written these days to wrench childrens’ minds from “once upon a time” to “inclusive” “PC” and “issues.”   We need many more eejits and Winnie THER Poohs.

Thank you for not minding my doggerels!

Jennifer

 

 

 

 

 


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@eejits  Bet your children could help you with the ending.  Or some children in your local elementary school.  As long as it is a happy one, and the baddie gets his come-uppance, or transforms into a decent chap, you can’t go wrong.  The illustrations will sell the book!!  


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@jmwellborn Unfortunately, my children are too old. My boy is nearly 19, my daughter is 15. Although I have read it out to them both, my daughter (obviously due to her being younger) reacted to it well. I think.....!

Thanks for your confidence in me! One day I'll get it cracked!

George


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2 hours ago, eejits said:

@jmwellborn Unfortunately, my children are too old. My boy is nearly 19, my daughter is 15. Although I have read it out to them both, my daughter (obviously due to her being younger) reacted to it well. I think.....!

Thanks for your confidence in me! One day I'll get it cracked!

George

Right.  19 and 15 are temporarily out of the "once upon a time" category -- although they'll get back to it when a bit older!   How about borrowing an art class of local elementary school children (aged 8-10 or so) and read it to them but also give them free rein to suggest another ending?  You wouldn't have to use it, but I'll bet they would have some fun thoughts!  No matter what, the hard part is sitting down to the writing.  All those wonderful ideas bouncing around in one's head, but "the leaves need sweeping up," or "better tidy my desk," or "just going to finish this book first," or "got another eejits idea!" inevitably get in the way.   Called Writer's Block, but actually Writer's Procrastination.   I have been suffering from the same thing recently, so I have been writing moronic ditties for some of your previous little eejits, instead of getting to work on my Airedale Terrier story.  :60_sweat:     Anyway, I predict that your book is going to be as delightful as are your little creatures.  They are so full of life, and all have such a charmingly unhurtful aura!  Even the grumpy ones like bah humbugium!

Jennifer


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I am following this discourse between you two and  would like to add my support for this venture.  The book would most definitely be a success I'm sure!   The eejits characters alone would be worth the price, and a story to go along with them would be the icing on the cake.   Just know that I admire you two more than you know....

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13 minutes ago, thisldo said:

I am following this discourse between you two and  would like to add my support for this venture.  The book would most definitely be a success I'm sure!   The eejits characters alone would be worth the price, and a story to go along with them would be the icing on the cake.   Just know that I admire you two more than you know....

That is so kind. George is the genius with the incredibly inventive mind.  I can't draw a straight line with a ruler and would give my right arm (left-handed) to be able to draw what I see in my head!  On the other hand (left hand), I am told that I learned to talk at 9 months, and -- obviously -- have never stopped!   H'm'm'm'm.  


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Thanks both!!

Comments like these spur me on to finish this. At least, get the first draft outta the way. Then it’s onto the fun stuff o’ polishing and editing. Once I get one book, who knows where it’ll end up. But I’m getting ahead o’ myself. Onwards to the writing.....

Thanks guys, you’re the best. :23_stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

George


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Good morning folkies!

A new eejit is here just for you (just you!) Meet eejitus sunflooweris - a creature who is friends with nature and all creatures great and small. Like a ray o’ sunshine :D However, wrong him or it’s friends and you’ll see it’s not-so-sunny side!!

George

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53 minutes ago, eejits said:

friends with nature and all creatures great and small

… which is very rare today. Thanks. Beautiful light sprinkling of freckles! :27_sunglasses:

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6 hours ago, Oval said:

… which is very rare today. Thanks. Beautiful light sprinkling of freckles! :27_sunglasses:

Thank you too Oval! Appreciate you popping in to comment!

4 minutes ago, TarliArt said:

I really love these Eegits!  I bet they are fun to do!

Thank you TarliArt for the comment. Yes, they are great fun to create. So many creatures to create, so little time!!

George


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1 hour ago, eejits said:

So many creatures to create

Is already an eejitus eextrawhiiteeshuupus** alive?

 

** The singular of sheep is shup ;-) and the whitest sheep are grazing in Scotland.

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