affinity designer eejits

[peter]

Here's one I laid earlier...

Here's one I made earlier...

 

Edited March 8, 2018 by peter
if a job's worth doing...

[eejits]

I've only gone and created a new eejit! This one's a bit different. A part of my latest school visit, teaching Primary 7s how to draw cartoons, I chose one of the kid's designs to turn into a fully fledged eejit. Here's his winning design and then my interpretation beside it. Meet eejitus boing-stretchium

 

 

[MEB]

So cool you're teaching kids drawing. Must be great to be invited to a class to show how you do those beauties!

Fantastic work  :D Both the cartoon and the teaching!

[eejits]

Thanks MEB, it's great fun. Something I never thought I'd be able to do but it is very rewarding. Pity I couldn't bottle it up and pay the mortgage with it! :)

 

Thanks for the kind comments.

 

George

[bodobe]

@ George: very nice website, great theme - and of course, great work! :)

[eejits]

Hello folks, remember me!

 

Here's a wee Hallowe'en eejit (of sorts) for ya. It's a bit confused, seeing people with Christmas decorations up when it's not even Hallowe'en has noodled it's brain. Now wanders around giving pumpkins for presents, saying 'Happy New Year' to trick 'n' treaters and wears a wee Christmas hat all year round. The poor sod. :)

 

George

[Oval]

So sweet … oh, no … so sour … well, crazy … and everything! Thanks for a bit colourfulness in a grey world.  ;)

 

Hoping AD will get an animation tool and all your creatures will learn to dance.

 

Sláinte!

[eejits]

Thanks Oval, 

 

There world's not that grey, there's colour wherever you look.... :)

 

Glad ya like this wee guy. I'd love to get them animated (animation is one of my favourite mediums) but it's something I cannot do. Just imagine animated eejits everywhere!  :D

 

I'd love an Affinity Animation app, but I think the guys here have enough on their plates with what they've got.

 

Thanks for looking and commenting,

 

George

[peter]

Nice one George, I was gonna wait until Easter but...

[eejits]

Nice one Peter. Like how he's almost coming outta the egg presenting you with a pumpkin.

 

:)

 

George

[peter]

Ah, thanks...

[eejits]

....and here's another wee creature: eejitus puddil-sookerius. In some places in Scotland, where there is hardly any sun and if often rains, these wee critters come out from their dark wee hidey holes to sook up all the puddles. Some scientists unbelievably think that puddles somehow evaporate during the day but everyone knows if it wasn’t for these eejits, we’d all be underwater by now (or at least our kilts would be wet).

 

:)

 

George

[David]

How many Eejits have you done now George? it seems like hundreds :)

[eejits]

Just checked..... I have 205 on my website at the moment. I have probably a couple of hundred more that weren't uploaded when I redesigned the site a couple o' years ago!

 

Hopefully I've got quite a few hundred more in me yet!

 

Thanks for looking and commenting.

 

George

[eejits]

Managed to create a new creature! Meet the eejitus oddsockium!

 

Ever found yersel missing a left sock? This critter is the one responsible. Always pinching odd socks. Loves this time of year though, as silly people like to leave out huuuuge socks just for it to wheef from their homes. :)

 

 

[David]

We have one much like that down South pinching left socks called Mr Loogyboogie, he lives under my shed. 

[eejits]

Haha! Cheers David!

 

George

[eejits]

Here's another stupid wee creature for ya all (I must be on a creative roll). The 'dumb-as-squit' eejitus squatius squitius!! :)

 

Hope you like him! 

 

George

 

 

[eejits]

Decided to squeeze in another eejit just before Xmas (seeing as I'm free from client work and on me hols)

 

Meet the terrible eejitus gift-gobblerius, a horrible critter you don't want in your house on Christmas Eve. See more at http://www.eejits-online.co.uk

 

Hope you like him/it,

 

George

 

 

[eejits]

Woohoo! Happy belated New Year to everyone!

 

Here's the first new feature for 2016, the annoying eejitus nigglium. Ever woken up with a sore back or neck after a disturbed night's sleep?!? Then this critter could be to blame!

 

:)

 

George

 

 

[peter]

Dammit, this village is swarming with them... :P

 

[eejits]

Haha Peter, you really have to wonder who comes up with place names!!

 

George

[peter]

I'd show you, but it's rude to point! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 

I only know of this place, cause I got some points added to my licence, grrr. :angry:  :angry:  :angry:

[GRScott]

All so wonderful. You have the greatest imagination. Love seeing what is next for ejects.

[eejits]

Thanks for the vote of confidence GRScott, appreciate it. :)

 

George