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13 minutes ago, eejits said:

Hahahaha! Brilliant! Love how you got round the name and incorporated it..... You have a way with words my friend.

George

 

Pity I don't have a "way with art and design!"    You are the creative one.  I just mumble.    Although Shakespeare I and II at the university donkey's years ago did help.   Your little creatures are so original.   I like Uprootius Sprout very much too.   But somehow parsnips didn't quite lend themselves to limericks this past weekend.  


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Ok guys and gals... here is the next one.

eejitus ammaunicornius is just delighted to have grown such a majestic, and oh so sparkly, horn that it is proud to show it off to everyone! :D

George

P.S. Did you know you can get early access to new creatures (like this guy below), exclusive sketches, eejit colouring-in pages, DIGITAL prints and actual 10x8" Prints (delivered direct to your door) by joining the eejits Clan over on Patreon? It's flipping' awesome over there, you gotta take a look....

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Yet another brilliant creature....Has feet just like mine as well!

 

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21 minutes ago, StuartRc said:

Yet another brilliant creature....Has feet just like mine as well!

You have curly toes like that?!? o.O Haha! Thanks for having a look!

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4 minutes ago, eejits said:

You have curly toes like that?!? o.O Haha! Thanks for having a look!

George

Yeah apparently...long curly black ones!

 

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Hello....

In my ongoing to attempt to fill the internet with cute wee eejits, I bring to you another creation from the 'Brain o' George' (that's me!)

Bobbing about in the North Sea are the eejitus peedyweeplankti; tiny, happy, wee creatures who love the cold expanse o’ the open ocean.

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1 hour ago, eejits said:

Hello....

In my ongoing to attempt to fill the internet with cute wee eejits, I bring to you another creation from the 'Brain o' George' (that's me!)

Bobbing about in the North Sea are the eejitus peedyweeplankti; tiny, happy, wee creatures who love the cold expanse o’ the open ocean.

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This little fellow is absolutely charming.   And his hair is truly inspired.   He would make a delightful children's toy!

In his honor … 

Hello, whales!  So what is new?

As you can see, there's room for you

Plus each and every Peedyweedy,

In this tumbling mass of open sea.

If only you will make it speedy

And not pause to feed on those like me!

 


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2 hours ago, jmwellborn said:

This little fellow is absolutely charming.   And his hair is truly inspired.   He would make a delightful children's toy!

In his honor … 

Hello, whales!  So what is new?

As you can see, there's room for you

Plus each and every Peedyweedy,

In this tumbling mass of open sea.

If only you will make it speedy

And not pause to feed on those like me!

 

Thank you sir. If I was wearing a cap, I would surely doff it in your direction! I have said this before, but you have a way with words that I am very envious of! Thank you.

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40 minutes ago, thisldo said:

Always fun to pop in here and see some more eejits!!  I am such a fan of your artistic  style and humor! 

Thanks also to jmwellborn for providing a good laugh and I applaud your  poetic style.

From a fan...….

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Awww. thank you! That means a lot to me.

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Wait, wait..... what do you mean there's another one?!? Yup, patience can be rewarded and this eejit is a perfectly patient plonker who ponders and puzzles the whole day long. Meet eejitus ponderingitus

George

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6 minutes ago, eejits said:

Thank you sir. If I was wearing a cap, I would surely doff it in your direction! I have said this before, but you have a way with words that I am very envious of! Thank you.

George

Thank you for not throwing something at me.   Actually, I am not a sir but a madam.   Oops.  A lady.    And as artistic as a cockroach.  But your little Eejits are so charming and ALIVE.  So Sundays lead to foolishness on my part.  The Lakeland Terrier is often unamused.

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2 minutes ago, jmwellborn said:

Thank you for not throwing something at me.   Actually, I am not a sir but a madam.   Oops.  A lady.    And as artistic as a cockroach.  But your little Eejits are so charming and ALIVE.  So Sundays lead to foolishness on my part.  The Lakeland Terrier is often unamused.

Jennifer

Oh my..... my most humble apologies for assuming! But I still doff my cap to you madam. Thanks again for interjecting and adding a wee bit to the eejits mythos (if there is such a thing!)

Cheers,

George

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1 minute ago, eejits said:

Oh my..... my most humble apologies for assuming!

Don’t feel too bad about it, George. You’re not alone by any means!

 

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And.... we have a new addition. Meet the eejitus uuuuuumiuuuumA transcendental being, eejitus uuuuuumiuuuum is a wise ol' eejit who exists on a higher plane. Usually about 2ft off the floor, which is handy at times when other wee eejits need to reach something on the top shelf.....

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17 minutes ago, eejits said:

A transcendental being, eejitus uuuuuumiuuuum

Shouldn’t that be eejitus uuuuuumiuuuum™? :/

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6 hours ago, eejits said:

And.... we have a new addition. Meet the eejitus uuuuuumiuuuumA transcendental being, eejitus uuuuuumiuuuum is a wise ol' eejit who exists on a higher plane. Usually about 2ft off the floor, which is handy at times when other wee eejits need to reach something on the top shelf.....

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Charming fellow.   Definitely an IQ of over 140!!

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'Twas here I know, beneath my thumb!

Where oh where is E. Uuuuuumiuuuum?

He'd stroke his beard and twirl his 'stache,

Jump up to look, and find the cache!

My pen was there!  How'm I so dumb?

 

 


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On 6/2/2019 at 8:36 PM, eejits said:

Wait, wait..... what do you mean there's another one?!? Yup, patience can be rewarded and this eejit is a perfectly patient plonker who ponders and puzzles the whole day long. Meet eejitus ponderingitus

George

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I was just looking at this again...reminds me of someone waiting in anticipation for the Affinity updates.....:) 

 

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Ahhh, we have another new eejit coming into the fold - eejitus frith-eldar emerging from the depths of the forest to see what all the rackets about.  Not impressed with what it sees, it returns back to its slumber!

It had to get up for a pee anyway.......

George

 

 

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Hello again! How are you all? Hope you’re keeping outta mischief and bring creative!

Heres the appalled wee eejitus spoonfoolium. He’s appalled at the way his kind is used and abused, often kept in kitchens and hung from their heads.

George

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It's always a treat to see a new Eejit! Thanks!

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23 minutes ago, CartoonMike said:

It's always a treat to see a new Eejit! Thanks!

Glad ya think so Mike. Thanks for the continued support!

George

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Brilliant as usual!:)

 

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