[Affinity v2 Apps Won't Launch in Windows 10]

I'm running Windows 10 22H2 and I'm unable to launch any of the three Affinity v2 apps. When I run one of the apps, it will look like it's launching, but then the process ends before I see a splash screen. If I run while Task Manager is open, I see a mention of crashpad_handler.exe under the Affinity app name briefly then everything disappears as the task ends.

Things I've tried:

• Redownloading the installer from my Affinity account page
• Downloading the apps from the Microsoft Store
• Going into the Advanced Options for each app and trying the Repair and Reset options
• Running a PowerShell script to refresh the Microsoft Store app
• Running PowerShell scripts to install Affinity from the command line
• Clearing the Microsoft Store cache
• SFC /scannow command, reboot, run DISM to refresh the Windows image
• In-place reinstall of Windows 10 22H2
• Adding ApplicationFrameHost.exe to WindowBlinds exclusion list to prevent UWP apps from being affected by my current theme
• Terminating Window Blinds so nothing is skinned
• Uninstalling/reinstalling Wacom drivers for my tablet

Something weird I noticed: Installing one or two apps will show the correct app size in my Settings -> Apps screen (1.16 GB, 1.19 GB, etc.). Installing all three and Apps & Features only shows each app being 116 MB and such. This time around the Affinity Photo 2 actually retained it's proper install size, but the other two have been greatly reduced.

I'm running as a local admin, so there shouldn't be any permissions issues there. I'm not certain what else to try. Everything has the same results. I've been at this for a while now and wanted to see if the community or the Affinity team have any ideas. I have not tried installing these on my laptop yet, I've only tried on my desktop PC so far. Appreciate any ideas you may have (other than reinstall Windows or get a Mac, heh).

Flynn