[Extremely disappointed that this installs as an "App" and not regular software program]

Like zero zero I was frustrated at first with loading the suite, but once I realised it was 'an app' I navigated to my apps via the start button (bottom left of screen), located each of the three affinity 'apps' clicked and dropped them onto my desktop...and they load just fine now. Looking forward to learning a lot more about affinity now I've taken the plunge to buy it.